HAM-Mosessess's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thinking Impaired Intro]

uhhh

either your sound is on event, or its not long enough, or whatever, but the music ends much ealier before the finish, i suggest changing it to stream, since its the only sound in the swf, and it wont start prematurly.

Sirklawd responds:

lol, ya sorry about that. its already fixed, and a new version has been uploaded. I'm just a nub.

[Vancouver Flash]

You done my city proud

This is a great tourism movie. the only thing I can think of to make it better is make it a little faster, like fps-wise, and maybe more dynamic when switching areas of greater vancouver, awesome nonetheless

[Average Man]

heyyy....

where's the easter egg comentary, matt, u always have some crazy shenaniganz to share with us

[Viridarium: Mudslides]

yeah

I guess i just dont get..whatever...you were trying to do here, i started watching it, and found the animation great buttuh... yeah. it lacked. whatever it was suppsoed o mean.

then i saw the "in loving memory"

and i thought ohhhh... haha, whatta bad tribute to that dead guy
and then i read hte below guys review and saw he thought the same thing about your friend

Edukator responds:

Hey thanks for the review, glad you liked it.

[Survivor Afghanistan]

yo

dunno why im typing her when I could jsut talk to you on msn, but yeah. whoever did the sound bite should have a better taliban voice, it was awful, but otherwise, nice visuals to go with the sound, raar

[Pixels on the Brain]

this is...

this is basically the imalgumation of sprite crap thats on newgrounds...
basically, everything, except the megaman indiana jones parody, and the mario looking up princessess dress was utter bullshit...wow...a sprite moving..woops! it blows up. pwnzors teh n00b. only 8 year olds laugh at this... and sadly, 8 year olds make up most of the newgrounds population. bah i jsut had to say something about this i was so disgust

[Halo: Funny Situations]

sorry but it was crap.

for a couple reasons....

one: humour... it jsut wasn't funny. none of these thing happen in Halo, and although a couple actually DOES happen , the diolouge was horrible

two: voices... for one, when you used yours, it was... mediocre. even thoguh you did get the jokes across.... bad jokes... and also, the overuse of sounds stolen from various things. too much "AHH!" girl and whatnot

oh yeah, the only thing funny bout it was the sexychix that sounds like a guy. its happened to me:P

ps, jsut get someone else to review or write for you, and you animate, then itd be a whooole lot better. jsut criticing so next time i see you its actually worth wacthing

[Naruto Tribute]

pfft.

Narutop rocks in my opinion, but this travesty puts it to shame. rather, shame on you for making naruto look bad by copying of rockman neo. and making it look bad. two thigns u made look bad. three actually. naruto, rockman neo, and you.

[(2004) Spiderman!!!]

yeah....

I love Knox's stuff, but he's just shelling out crappy entries more and more often, the only thing i liked is :you canbe my girlfriend, mary jane" then she was blonde and there was no "why is she blonde" it was just...I dunno.... no thoguht into it. well, none of his movies have much thought, but this one ahd less.

[Carol of the Bells]

heheheheh

I love this song. It's been one of my personal favourates. over many of my rock songs. this jsut adds a cooler way to listening to it... however, i CANT tell if you optimized sound quality, i heard a bit of static, but otherwise, sensationally cool movie. and i'm looking forward to carol of the bells 2, i saw it in NG alphas, looks pretty awesome. heheh yes gradients do help alot. keep it up, and you'd BETTER reply to this. cuz i never write reviews to movies whom the creator NEVER answers back. but i'm sure YOU will, cuz you were here not to terribly long ago. ehehe

b-c-e-w responds:

thanks :) I wish my computer weren't so slow because it makes it hard to work on the flash. Heck...it has to load for about 10 seconds for me to type a letter! Yes I did lower the sound quality a bit to keep the file size down, but CotBII will have much better sound quality...I'm sure you can wait a few extra minutes for it to load =P. (Had to reply to this review O_o was thinking if I didn't you'd...eat my family or sumthing...)